1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !
2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you
3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks . . .
"If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. " Only few students like me who wrote: 'Pulse' passed
4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: 'Hang Till Death !'
5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:
6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence... A Pregnant Prostitute
7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
8. If your Boss says: 'Nothing is Impossible', ask him to wear condom after sex ....
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